"Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Right before I was about to climax, he asks "Do you remember when you bought the homeless guy with one leg a hot dog?" FML"
"Today, my boyfriend thought it would be hilarious to shave off his pubes and stick them in my mouth while I was sleeping. FML"
"Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML"
"Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidently admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML"
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